I nervously walked into my promotion review meeting with the chair of my department in anticipation of my review. As I sit down I notice he glances at my chest. I blow it off as an awkward moment, but it felt uncomfortable. As he is going over the review he glances at my chest several more times. I found it distracting and wondered how he could not possibly know that I am completely aware he is checking out my boobs the entire time. What he doesn’t realize is that I will never be able to think of him in any other way as a human with very little tact and self-control. The rest of the world knows him as an esteemed scientist. Go figure.